Dear Wii Fit,
I think we should take a break. Lately I've been feeling smothered by you.
When I bought you and installed you in my living room I didn't think I was making a commitment to visit with you every day. In fact I'm sure that was never part of the setup or configuration. I did share some intimate details with you like my weight, my age and my fitness goals but we never agreed on how often I would visit you.
But somehow you had that expectation well-programmed onto your hard disk. You expected so much more than I could give and I couldn't find a user setting where I could re-set your expectation.
And now it's like every time I go to see you you say, "Oh! It's been a long time since I've seen you!"
A week is not a long time! You see me more than my own mom.
Let's not be bitter as we part ways. Let's focus on the good times we had together. Remember the time you told me my Wii fit age was 28? That was so sweet. Or the time you remembered my birthday.
Okay that was about it as far as happy memories with you.
Anyway, just remember - it's not me, it's you.
I'm keeping the cat.