I'm working on a project (more on that later) and I need to compile a list of all the terms you hate to hear in the workplace.
You know, things like:
1. Man hours
This is my all-time most-hated phrase ever! Sometimes I pipe up in a meeting and say, "Is everybody working on this project a man?"
People love that.
Why can't we just say "staff hours" and make everyone happy?
By everyone, I mean me.
As in, "We need more bodies on this project." This term gives no respect to the people who will be working on the project. I mean, if all you need is bodies I'm sure there are plenty of unclaimed ones at the morgue.
What we need are engineers, we need soldiers, we need help, we need more resources.
We don't really need more bodies.
3. Please tell me what you would put here.
What are the phrases you hate to hear in the workplace? And what do you wish people would say instead?
You're also welcome to disagree with me about my pet peeve words. Leave a comment.