In October 1999 I interviewed with Sun Microsystems in Silicon Valley. It was a program management position in the Sun-Netscape Alliance. Do you remember that alliance and iPlanet? Good times.
Buddy had offered to drive me to the interview because he knows I get nervous before interviews and he didn't want me on the roads in my condition.
I was dressed in my best, and only, suit. It was a navy Jones New York suit and I loved it. In fact I still have it. Is it crazy to wear a suit for over 10 years? I think the style is classic but maybe I'm deluded.
Anyway, in the car I was having a drink yogurt for breakfast. And Buddy went over a speed bump and my yogurt spilled on my jacket lapel. Yikes!
(P.S. don't you love the way I wrote that last paragraph, making it look as if Buddy were partially if not fully to blame for the accident? It's an art that you all should aspire to.)
There was no time to go back home and change. And anyway I didn't have another suit, so going home would be kinda pointless.
I tried my best to clean off my suit using old parking receipts and hand sanitizer.
Surprisingly, the yogurt was still obvious.
And all I had underneath the jacket was a silk tank top. I couldn't show up for the interview wearing just that.
So I resigned myself to showing up with a faint yogurt stain on my lapel.
When I got to the reception desk the attendant asked me to fill out a visitor card. It was about 2" x 3".
She took the card back from me, fiddled around with it and did something I couldn't see, and then she handed the card back to me. Except now it was in a plastic holder with a clip on it. And she said, "You can just clip this to your lapel."
Folks did you hear that?!?!
She said, "YOU CAN JUST CLIP THIS TO YOUR LAPEL." Except she didn't yell. But I was yelling inside my head, let me tell you.
I was yelling - HALLELUJAH!
I heard angels sing. Clouds parted. A beam of sunlight came through the window and shone directly on me. It gave the receptionist a halo.
And at that moment I knew that Sun and I were meant for each other.
We were like yin and yang. Fred and Ginger. Peaches and cream. Hall and Oates. Yogurt stain and a visitor badge.