Today some friends and I had lunch at the Orchard and I wish I had recorded some of the comments.
"Frequent flyer miles are like fireworks - they're just for fun." (- Buddy)
"I find gnomes repulsive." (- Chantal)
"Next week I'll be in the land of free diet Coke refills." (- Greg)
"My son is good at mopping? Is that all I'm getting for $10,000?!" (- Helen)
"You need eggs, vinegar and food dye? Can you write that down for me?" (-Ray)
"Just stay calm, I'll talk you through this." (- Sheri)
"I had some serious trust issues after that." (- Grace, after her husband completely surprised her with a huge birthday party)
"I'm sorry I lied to you. And it was a bad lie. I was under duress." (- Dalton)
"I'll watch the kids." (- Damien, noted here because those are the sweetest words to any mother's ears)
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